He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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