I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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