hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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