I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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