Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style