i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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