i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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