how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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