You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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