tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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