Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Boobs are out for the taking
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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