I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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