haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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