Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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