i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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