I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Boobs are out for the taking
They are going to name an STD after you.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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