After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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