I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
