i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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