He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
