Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
sex in a hospital.. check
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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