are you still at the devil's house?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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