I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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