This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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