And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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