the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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