worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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