if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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