I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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