She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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