i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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