He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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