Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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