What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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