Semen is not good for contacts.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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