He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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