return my video game
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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