phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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