no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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