You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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