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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?

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  Why wouldn't there be.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...

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• (212): View more from New York

  Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.

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