Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(802): View more from Vermont

that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight

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(801): View more from Utah

He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.

(586): View more from Michigan

You raise a valid concern

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(650): View more from California

Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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(310): View more from California

He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.

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(512): View more from Texas

We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times

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(636): View more from Missouri

She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol

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