Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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