Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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