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i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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