You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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