Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Life is so much better after having sex.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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