at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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