Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Randomize
