People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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