So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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