He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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