The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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