the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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