hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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