dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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