i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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