Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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