help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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